wjnovel Chapter 942 Come, Come, Eat the Pig Feast
Chapter 942 Come, Come, Eat the Pig Feast
Chapter 942 Come, Come, Eat the Pig Feast
"Benefactor, if you have something to say, please don't get angry!"
Tang Seng got up quickly, comforted him for a while, and then let the shopkeeper sit back.
Sun Wukong, who had been tortured for a while, hesitated again and again, and said: "Master, let him solve the trouble caused by Bajie. Didn't he call himself the Marshal of the Canopy? There must be many fellow Taoists, why don't you let him go to heaven to find him?" Can some fairy friends borrow some silver taels?"
"Ah this..."
When Bajie heard this, he panicked immediately, and hurriedly said: "Brother Monkey, before my old pig was demoted to the world, although I was Marshal of the Canopy, but now I have become like this, how many people still know me? I know, how could it be possible to borrow silver taels, maybe fly to the Nantian Gate, and be taken away by the gatekeeper as a monster."
"If you don't go, do you still want me to go?"
Monkey King rolled his eyes.
This greedy pig has only been in the team for a few days, and he has caused such a big disaster. If he doesn't teach the other party a profound lesson now, he doesn't know what big troubles will happen in the future.
"Brother Monkey, you are the Monkey King, you have a lot of face. If you borrow money from heaven, someone will definitely give it to you, and you don't even have to pay it back. After all, these worldly things, they don't look down on them at all."
Zhu Bajie's words are true. If it were Marshal Tianpeng, he himself would not look down on the silver taels in the mortal world. The money in the world is in heaven, and nothing can be bought.
That is to say, gods need to go down to earth from time to time, so they will prepare some silver taels for use when they go down to earth.
"I don't care about these things. I will take responsibility for the troubles I make, and I have to be upright as a pig. Don't always think that others will wipe your ass for you."
Sun Wukong hummed and said.
If Bajie hadn't caused trouble, would he have been beaten?
On the opposite side, the muscular black whirlwind Li Kui used some means to almost break his indestructible body.
Now my whole body is soft.
I don't know when it will recover.
"Bajie, what Wukong said is correct. You can solve your own affairs by yourself. You have already given out all the silver taels for the teacher. For the rest, you can figure out your own way!"
Speaking of this, Tang Seng yawned deliberately, put on a tired look, put away the brocade cassock on the table, and said as he walked, "I'm sleepy as a teacher, you should discuss it with the store yourself!"
"Idiot, even my grandson is no match for Li Kui, so please yourself!"
Sun Wukong gave Bajie a playful look, turned around and followed the master, and went upstairs to the guest room to rest.
Even Bai Longma walked under the tree consciously, ignoring the eyes of the second senior brother asking for help. The third prince of Qian, Ao Lie, has a lot, but he was warned by the goddess Guanyin from the beginning.
Therefore, this matter has to be handled by the second senior brother himself.
None of them can help.
"Master doesn't care about me anymore!"
"Brother Monkey doesn't care about me anymore!"
"Even Xiaobai ignored my plea for help..."
"Has my old pig been abandoned?"
For a while, Zhu Bajie's sky was about to collapse, he looked timidly at 'Black Whirlwind Li Kui', and then at the woman with a cold face, Bajie said cautiously: "You two benefactors, my old pig really has no money. , but my father-in-law has one, he is a big landlord in Gaolaozhuang, he has hundreds of acres of fertile land in his family, and he will definitely be able to take out a hundred and eighty taels, why don't you let me go back to Gaolaozhuang and ask for some silver taels to compensate you?"
Pan Haodong snorted softly, and asked, "Let you go back, what if you don't come?"
Bajie shook his head again and again, and said with an apologetic smile: "No, no, my master and Brother Hou are waiting here!"
"It's okay to let you go back, but..."
Speaking of this, Pan Haodong changed the subject and said with a sneer, "Are you sure Gao Taigong of Gao Laozhuang is your father-in-law? Have you looked in the mirror seriously? Who would let a pig demon be their son-in-law?"
Zhu Bajie: "(へ╬)"
Expose people but not shorts!
With such a venomous mouth, aren't you afraid of being beaten to death with a sap when you go out?
Chilling!
Can't a pig be a man's son-in-law?
Too much!
"Brother, why are you talking so much to him?"
Avalokitesvara pretending to be a woman said sadly, "This pig is fat and strong, and it should weigh three to five hundred catties. Let's kill it, chop it into meat sauce and make pork dumplings, and we should be able to make a fortune."
"what……"
"You, you..."
Zhu Bajie was stunned, turned around and ran upstairs, shouting 'Brother Monkey help' while running, slipping away very fast.
"Want to run?"
Pan Haodong smiled coldly, then swayed and blocked Zhu Bajie's path.
Seeing the 'Black Whirlwind Li Kui' flashing out of nowhere, and the shining ax in the opponent's hand, Bajie was so frightened that his plump and delicate body trembled three times, and he showed his nine-toothed rake in panic, and said sternly: "You, don't you Come here. I, I, my old pig are not vegetarians, and we fought and demolished your small shop in minutes."
"You're right, it's really inconvenient to do it indoors."
Pan Haodong smiled and put away the two axes.
Bajie breathed a sigh of relief.
However, before he could finish his breath, the back of the neck was grabbed by Guanyin pretending to be a woman, who inadvertently imprisoned the mana, transformed into the real body of the wild boar, and showed its original shape.
"Yeah~~"
"Ow~~"
"Oh... hum..."
In his original form, Bajie didn't even have the ability to speak, he could only scream like a pig, struggling very hard.
But in the hands of Master Avalokitesvara, Bajie's struggle is extremely humorous and interesting.
All in vain.
Even if Ba Jie's original form is two meters high and six or seven meters long, it still doesn't help.
The bigger the body, the brighter the eyes of Guanyin and Pan Haodong.
"Master, if we don't go down, Bajie will be bloodletted."
In the guest room on the second floor, Sun Wukong, who was hiding at the window and paying attention to the situation in the hall, saw the second junior brother being grabbed by the back of Destiny's neck, and realized that his group had bumped into the hermit expert.
A black whirlwind Li Kui can hang himself.
The internal injury hasn't healed yet!
I witnessed with my own eyes that the woman, who was harmless to humans and animals before, captured the second junior brother with one move.
These two siblings are stronger than the other.
To be honest, Brother Hou is a little panicked now!
Otherwise, when he heard that someone wanted to kill a pig, Brother Hou would have jumped out a long time ago, so how could he have waited until now.
"No hurry, just wait."
Tang Seng, who was sitting cross-legged on the bed, was as steady as a rock. He wasn't worried about Bajie losing his life at all. He only had a few spare parts at most.
Anyway, Bajie has practiced the Tiangang 36 transformations, and the few parts can grow back, so there is no need to worry at all.
A little while later.
Sun Wukong turned his head and said, "Master, Bajie has been dragged out."
"Not urgent."
"Master, Black Whirlwind Li Kui has brought out his knife. He, he... he stuck the knife in, wow, a lot of blood was shed, it was terrible!"
"Wukong, calm down, isn't Bajie not dead?"
"But, Master..."
"No need, but this is Bajie's catastrophe, we have done our best."
"...Okay! We did our best."
Sun Wukong has an old Cao in his heart, and he doesn't know whether to change his vomit or not.
Giving more than a dozen taels of silver is called doing your best!
Are you afraid that you really want to have a pig-killing feast?
Forget it, don't care about him, Bajie won't die anyway!
(End of this chapter)