wjnovel Chapter 387 Black and White Are Absolutely the Truth About Brokeback Mountain
Chapter 387 Black and White Are Absolutely the Truth About Brokeback Mountain
Chapter 387 Black and White Are Absolutely the Truth About Brokeback Mountain
boom!
Uchiha Madara slammed the table and roared, "What are you still doing! Get out of here!"
"Yes yes yes!" Hei Hei Jue planned to leave with a face of panic.
"Wait!" Uchiha Madara said suddenly.
Black and White Jue looked unhappy, clenched his fists behind his back, feeling angry and had no place to vent his anger.
Can you stop being such a fool?
Uchiha Madara pointed to the messy ground and said impatiently: "Take away these garbage-like food, it makes me feel upset just looking at it!"
Are you too picky?
Black and white are almost crying, and there is such a big boss on the booth, he is really drunk!
Waiting for the black and white to be finally settled, the sky is already dark.
Walking on the road, Black and White only felt a headache.
"Where can I find a chef for him?"
Heihei absolutely doesn't know what kind of madness Uchiha Madara is having. He obviously eats good food at ordinary times, but today he finds it unpalatable.
The Black and White Absolute General, the famous chefs in Muye Village, went through in his head, only to feel a deep pain in the ass.
Regardless of whether Boss Yang Ming can invite him to come, the other party must be willing to come!
Don't think that their relationship has improved because Uchiha Madara served as a referee before. In fact, Uchiha Madara wanted to tear Yang Ming apart.
After all, Yang Ming is holding the thing that Uchiha Madara fears the most, the inheritance of the Sage of the Six Paths!
As long as someone can get this thing and know the shortcut to becoming a six-path class, Uchiha Madara will definitely become a street mouse that everyone shouts and beats, and there will be no place for him in the entire ninja world.
Although the current Uchiha Madara's strength is outstanding among all the heroes in the world, he has not yet reached the strength to push the entire ninja world, so he has no choice but to reach a temporary compromise with Yang Ming and postpone the announcement of this news.
"Yes!"
Suddenly, a flash of light flashed in Hei Hei Jue's mind, "There is also Yile Ramen!"
Thinking of this, Heiheijue, full of excitement, slammed into the ground and headed towards Yile restaurant at an extremely fast speed.
Yile restaurant.
Uncle Yile pulls the noodles with his skillful skills and instincts accumulated over decades. In his rough and dexterous hands, the originally round dough seems to turn decay into magic, and it is pulled into thin noodles, exuding With a nice smell of wheat.
Afterwards, Uncle Yile grabbed the ramen and put it into boiling water, scalded it with hot water, poured it into an empty bowl, added a full amount of seasoning, and then scooped up a big spoonful of dreamy soup base and sprinkled it on. The hot Ichiraku Ramen is ready.
The whole process is as smooth as flowing water, giving people a kind of extremely beautiful dance, which is pleasing to the eye.
According to the usual practice, Uncle Yile originally planned to pick up this bowl of ramen and give it to the guests himself.
But at this moment, an unexpected guest came.
Clap clap! clap clap!
Uncle Yile stared vigilantly at the weird man applauding in front of him. This man came out of the ground inexplicably, and stared at him with a strange gaze. What does this mean?
Could it be that he is the legendary Brokeback Mountain?
Thinking of it, Uncle Yile, Hua Ju tensed up, stepped back silently, and grabbed the spoon by the way, in order to protect himself!
The integrity he has lived for so many years will never be taken away by others!
If the strange man on the other side dares to fight hard, Yi Le will dare to die to show him!
Cough cough!
The corner of Heiheijue's mouth twitched fiercely, although he didn't understand why Yile looked at him so bitterly and bitterly, but in order to complete the task, Heiheijue still said sincerely: "Yile, come with me !"
Sure enough, this guy is going to mess with Brokeback Mountain!
Who is called Heiheijue? With this pair of hermaphrodites on both sides of black and white, Uncle Yile immediately got preconceived.
At this moment, Uncle Yile confirmed the conjecture in his heart, and took a few steps back again.
Fuck! What are you doing?
Seeing this, Black and White Jue is in a bad mood!
However, in order to complete the task, Black and White Jue approached Uncle Yile again.
"I'm telling you, don't come here!" Uncle Yile panicked at this moment, raised the spoon in his hand, his whole arm began to tremble slightly, "If you come here again, I'm going to shout for help!"
Hey, could it be that he guessed my reason for coming?
Heiheijue was still in a daze, but thinking that he would be chased away by Uchiha Madara if he couldn't complete the task, he gritted his teeth and just kept on doing it, and did it!
"Jie Jie Jie!" Black and White continued to approach with a strange smile on his face, "Scream, if you have the guts to scream, even if you scream, no one will come to save you!"
"Don't! Don't! Don't come here!" Uncle Yile was heartbroken, with tears dripping from the corners of his eyes.
Oh my mother, could it be said that Yile's decades of integrity are about to be taken away by this hermaphrodite opposite?
"No! I will never let you succeed!"
Suddenly, Uncle Yile tightened his grip, with the look of a martyr appearing on his face, for the sake of his decades of integrity, he would rather die than fall into the hands of this Brokeback Mountain man!
Fuck! What are you doing?
Seeing Uncle Yile suddenly put on a death-seeking posture, Heiheijue felt that his whole body was swaying in the wind!
"I'm just here to ask you to cook for Hokage-sama, do you need to be so afraid?"
Hei Baijue couldn't bear it anymore, and it was rare for him to speak dirty once, as if he wanted to vent his anger and frustration.
Jingle!
As soon as the words were finished, Uncle Yile let go of his hands, and the spoon fell to the ground with a crisp sound.
so awkward!
Uncle Yile was speechless, his face flushed red, and he managed to utter a word.
"It turns out that you didn't come here to engage in sex!"
puff!
Hearing this, Black and White Jue fainted and almost vomited blood to death!
Dare to love you, you always thought I was that kind of person!
Even if I want to do it, I won't do it to you, a 50-[-]-year-old uncle. Anyway, I'll do a little fresh meat or something.
Hey, it seems that something bad has been exposed.
At this moment, black and white must be understood at once!
No wonder Uncle Yile showed such a strange expression the moment he saw him.
Black and White Jue felt a chill all over his body, and he silently distanced himself from Uncle Yile, "Are you going or not?"
call!
Uncle Yile breathed a sigh of relief, patted his strong chest, and his pale face returned to normal.
"As long as you're not here to fuck!"
puff!
Black and White Jue felt a tightness in his chest, this was definitely the darkest time in history!
"Don't tell me this again!" Black and White roared angrily, "Don't tell anyone either!"
Black and white absolutely angry, like a waking lion, exuding a terrifying evil spirit.
Uncle Yile is just an ordinary person, how can he say anything, he nodded quickly, "Don't worry, I will never tell Master Hokage that you want to have sex."
puff!
"How silly of me! Really!"
Heiheijue only felt that there was a deep malice from the world, and that the whole person was not well.
(End of this chapter)